SCARY COOL SAD GOODBYE 16

Keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down.

I have a solution for your social media addiction: delete that shit and get you a handheld CB radio. First off, it’s anonymous; call yourself Bandit or something. You want to talk about encryption, let’s talk CB radio slang, which I can guarantee you is cooler than being a 32-year old who spends 16 hours a day on Twitter saying things like “Olivia Rodri…