SCARY COOL SAD GOODBYE 19

Answering your burning questions on LIFE and THE RUINING THEREOF!

Okay, okay! So I took a few months off (again). Please forgive me—I have an excuse this time. I moved to Texas, where I now live with my one true love, a long-haired piano player I met at a 4am bar, who convinced me to leave Chicago within maybe five days of knowing each other. Whatever! In the words of Jenny Holzer: