SCARY COOL SAD GOODBYE 62

Midwest road trip, July edition — 4 states, no brakes.

Here at SCARY COOL SAD GOODBYE, we don’t like to bitch and complain. There’s enough of that already, and besides, a man I met this spring purporting to be Jesus Christ told me that whining was a SIN, among the worst of ‘em at that. It’s true — a cheery attitude will take you far in life, and one must be tough like the scuff on a pair of old leather boot…