SCARY COOL SAD GOODBYE 66

48 hours in Dubuque Iowa, center of the universe.

“THIS ISN’T SWITZERLAND...” read the caption over a photo of a quaint-looking town seen from atop a hillside cable car. Next, a golden sunset over a field of fountain grass: “DUBUQUE, IOWA (DETAILS IN CAPTION).” “Dawg I can assure you no one is out here confusing iowa and switzerland,” said a post on my “For You” page. (Say what you will about “X.com” b…